Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ivor
Ivor who?
Ivor you let me in or I kick the door down!
What is the only class you can plant a flower in?
Kindergarden!
Teacher:Draw a diagram of a bacteria.
Student:I have already drawn it.
Teacher:Your paper is blank and i cant see a thing…….
Student:Teacher,you forgot we cannot see microorganisms with our naked eye!!
There are two morons on a bridge. There is a big moron and a little moron. The big moron fell off the bridge, why didn’t the little one fall off?
He was a little More on the bridge!
What do you call a horse which gallops in the evening ?
A nightmare!
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