Why was the sand wet?
Because the sea……weed!
If you invited the alphabet to tea who would be late
Uvwxyz cause they all come after T!
Which driver never gets a parking ticket?
A screw-driver!
One day a kid tells his mom:”Liar! You said my little brother was an angel!”, and the mom said: “Tell me why you say he isn’t?”
So the kid said: “Because I trowed him out the window and he didn’t fly!”
Why did 10 stop fearing 7?
Instead of eating 9, 7 8 pi!
Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the MOOVIES!
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