WHERE DO YOU PUT A NOISY DOG?
IN A BARKING LOT!
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate (8) nine!
“Knock,knock”
“Who’s there?”
“Justin Bieber”
“Justin bieber who?”
“Thats what I wish they would say!”
Why did Tigger look in the toilet?
To find Pooh!
Three men are sitting in a waiting room in a hospital. Their wives were having a baby. The doctor goes to the first man and says: “Congratulations you have twins!” “That’s funny, because I work at Double Fudge ice cream shop!” replies the man. The doctor goes to the second man and says: “Congratulations! You have triplets!” “That’s funny, because I work at Three Kings Inn!” Replies the second man. The third man was sweating, and flipping out. The two other men ask: “What’s wrong?” And the man replies:
“I work at Seven-Eleven.”
What do you call a boy with green hair and brownish complexion ?
A tree!
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