Why did the chicken cross the road?
He wanted to get away from the people saying “why did the chicken cross the road?”.
Why was the sand wet?
Because the sea……weed!
If you invited the alphabet to tea who would be late
Uvwxyz cause they all come after T!
Which driver never gets a parking ticket?
A screw-driver!
One day a kid tells his mom:”Liar! You said my little brother was an angel!”, and the mom said: “Tell me why you say he isn’t?”
So the kid said: “Because I trowed him out the window and he didn’t fly!”
Why did 10 stop fearing 7?
Instead of eating 9, 7 8 pi!
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