Jokes By Kids

From Jennifer, age 6, Canada

Why did the cow cross the road?

To go to the MOOVIES!

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From Coolgirldoodle, age 11, United Arab Emirates

What music does the balloon hate?

Pop!

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From Kate, age 9, Matawan, New Jersey

Knock,knock.
Who is there?
Boo.
Boo,who?

I’m sorry! Don’t cry!

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From Brendan, age 5, Woodbridge, New Jersey, USA

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?

I didn’t know you could yodel!

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From Kelly, age 9, RI

What did the cow say to the moon?

I can’t wait for you to moove!

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From Shayne, age 10, Massachusetts

What do Alex Rodriguez and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both wear gloves for no apparent reason!

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