Jokes By Kids

From Kyle, age 11, Michigan, U.S.A

A girl asked me out, and said: “I’d like you to meet my family!”

Then she takes me to a wax museum.

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From Roary, age 9, Chester, England

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bye
Bye who?

You! (walk away!)

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From Kit-Kat Girl!!!!, age 11, Ontario, Canada!

What website did the cow go on?

MOOOOGLE!

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From Unknown, age 15, Cody, Wyoming

How long does the number 8 sleep?

For infinity!

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From Zippy, a reader, New York City, New York

Why did the gum cross the road?

Because it was stuck to the chicken!

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From Nitin Dev, age 11, USA, New York

What did the calculator say to the person?

Punch some numbers in!

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