Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he had no body to go with!
What did the bird say on halloween?
Twick or tweet!
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts to do it!
“Knock Knock!”
“Who’s there?”
“Shelby!”
“Shelby who?”
“Shelby comin’ round the mountain when she comes!”
What do you call a Japanese dog?
A konichiwa-jua!
Why did Polaris wipe her feet often?
Betelgeuse (beetle juice) was on them!
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