Why did a statue not go to the prom?
Because he can’t move!
How does Rudolph know it’s gonna rain?
Oh, Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!
The teacher stood in front of the class “Stand up if you’re an idiot.” John stood up. “John, why do you think you’re an idiot?”
“I don’t miss; I just hate to see you standing there all on your own!”
WHAT DID ONE VOLCANO SAY TO THE OTHER VOLCANO?
I LAVA YOU!
Why are cows sooooooooooo bad at math?
They haven’t invented the cow-calator yet
Why couldn’t the computer close his Windows?
He had 2000 of them!
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