What do you call a hard driive who likes music?
A Jigabyte!
‘Knock, knock.’
‘Who’s there?’
‘Cargo’
‘Cargo who?’
‘Cargo beep beep!’
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He wanted to get away from the people saying “why did the chicken cross the road?”.
Why was the sand wet?
Because the sea……weed!
If you invited the alphabet to tea who would be late
Uvwxyz cause they all come after T!
Which driver never gets a parking ticket?
A screw-driver!
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