What does one chair say to another?
Here comes another bum.
Why did the man throw his watch out the window?
Because he wanted to see time fly!
If a rooster lays an egg on top of a triangular roof, with one angle going down at 43 degrees, and the other at 32 degrees, which way does it roll?
Nowhere, roosters don’t lay eggs! Hens do.
Kaili:Have you heard the vacuum joke?
Daniel:No
Kaili:It “sucks”
What did the Sushi say to the Bee
Wa-sa-Bee?
What did the monkey wear when cooking dinner?
An APE-ron!
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