One day a kid tells his mom:”Liar! You said my little brother was an angel!”, and the mom said: “Tell me why you say he isn’t?”
So the kid said: “Because I trowed him out the window and he didn’t fly!”
Why did 10 stop fearing 7?
Instead of eating 9, 7 8 pi!
Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the MOOVIES!
What music does the balloon hate?
Pop!
Knock,knock.
Who is there?
Boo.
Boo,who?
I’m sorry! Don’t cry!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!
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