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From Megan, age 8, Santa Clara, California

How does Rudolph know it’s gonna rain?

Oh, Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!
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Filed Under: Christmas, Weather

From Amber, age 9, Hull

The teacher stood in front of the class “Stand up if you’re an idiot.” John stood up. “John, why do you think you’re an idiot?”

“I don’t miss; I just hate to see you standing there all on your own!”
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Filed Under: School

From VIBHUTI, age 8, BANGALORE,INDIA

WHAT DID ONE VOLCANO SAY TO THE OTHER VOLCANO?

I LAVA YOU!
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Filed Under: What Did?

From Bonny, age 9, Ireland

Why are cows sooooooooooo bad at math?

They haven’t invented the cow-calator yet
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Filed Under: Cow

From Jamie, age 9, Stockport, Manchester, England

Why couldn’t the computer close his Windows?

He had 2000 of them!
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Filed Under: Computer

From SG, a teacher, UK

Why does too much trigonometary make you sick?

You can catch sin flu!
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Filed Under: Math

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