Jokes By Kids

From Taylor, age 10, Florida

Where does the cow get its medicine from?

The Farm-acy!

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From Amber, age 9, Hull

Teacher:Jenny how do you spell mouse??
Jenny:M-O-U-S
Teacher:And what’s on the end???

Jenny:A tail!!!

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From Vichi, age 11, Canada

“Knock knock”.
“Who’s their”.
“Justin”.
“Justin who”?

Justin time to see the Justin Bieber movie Never Say Never!

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From Jake, age 6, Ireland

Why did the potato on the motorbike get arrested?

‘Cause he broke the spud limit!

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From SHERRAYA, age 9, WALES

WHAT IS INVISABLE AND SMELLS LIKE CARROTS?

RABBIT FARTS!

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From Alan, age 10, USA

Camper:What kind of tree is that?
Dad: A Dogwood tree.
Camper:How do you know?

By its bark!

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