What did the cow say to the moon?
I can’t wait for you to moove!
What do Alex Rodriguez and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both wear gloves for no apparent reason!
There was once a girl named sally when she died and was about to enter heaven, she realized the gates were closed. Then she saw there was someone guarding the gates. she asked him why the gates were closed, in reply he said; “It’s getting kinda full in there so to enter heaven you have to answer these three questions; one:what two days of the week start with the letter “T”? two: how many seconds are in a year?, and finally number three:What is Gods first name?
So Sally answers first question: Today and Tomorrow. next 12 seconds, then third, Andy. Then the guard, stunned, said the first one makes sense and I’ll give you credit but, where did you get the idea that there is twelve seconds in a year and that Gods first name is Andy? So Sally answers;…….
Well January 2nd February 2nd and so on, and of course I heard it in a song at church, Andy walks with me Andy talks with me Andy tells me I am his own!
What does one chair say to another?
Here comes another bum.
Why did the man throw his watch out the window?
Because he wanted to see time fly!
If a rooster lays an egg on top of a triangular roof, with one angle going down at 43 degrees, and the other at 32 degrees, which way does it roll?
Nowhere, roosters don’t lay eggs! Hens do.
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