Kaili:Have you heard the vacuum joke?
Daniel:No
Kaili:It “sucks”
What did the Sushi say to the Bee
Wa-sa-Bee?
What did the monkey wear when cooking dinner?
An APE-ron!
A man walked up to his friend and said “Guess what !” His friend said, “What ?” The man said……………
“Chicken but! That’s what!”
Where do Burger King and Dairy Queen live?
White Castle!
Two boys named Trouble and Shut Up play hide and seek. Shut Up is the seeker. A policeman comes and asks him “What’s your name?” “Shut Up.” he replies. “Excuse me?!” “I said,shut up.” Are you looking for trouble, boy?!” Yells the police.What does Shut Up say?
“Oh, yeah! But don’t tell me where he is, we’re supposed to be playing hide and seek!”
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