Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a racehorse.
Take one of these every four laps!
Why did the dog not want to be in the sun?
It didn’t want to be a hot dog!
How does a car fart?
It gets gas!
What do you call a cute volcano?
Lava-ble!
Why did a statue not go to the prom?
Because he can’t move!
How does Rudolph know it’s gonna rain?
Oh, Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!
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