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Riddles

From Robert Kovac, 7 years old, Australia

If vegetable oil is made of vegetables,

what is baby oil made of?
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Filed Under: Food, Riddles

From Blake, 3 years old, Pennsylvania U.S

What would you do if you were locked in a car with a bat in your hand?

Unlock the door and get out!
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Filed Under: Riddles

From Astrid, 8 years old, Australia

What do the poor have and the rich require,
What does every good man desire,
What is feared more than death, life or mortal strife?

Nothing.
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Filed Under: Riddles

From Crystal Truax , 8 years old, Paris, France

Why can’t you take a quiz in the jungle?

Because of the cheetahs!
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Filed Under: Riddles

From Ben, 9 years old

What has four wheels and flies?

A trash truck!
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From Zachary, 8 years old, New York

What do you use to attack a joke?

A punchline!
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Filed Under: Riddles

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