In an oval room there was a murder. The suspects were: a butcher cutting meat, a surgeon doing surgery, and a maid sweeping the corners. Who did it?
The maid. There are no corners in an oval!
Riddles
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
So it could get to the BOTTOM!
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll “Let It Go”!
The red man lives in the red house. The blue man lives in the blue house. The yellow man lives in the yellow house. Who lives in the white house?
The president!
What comes but actually never comes?
Tomorrow!
There is a store on Main Street that is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. One day, John walks to this store and finds it closed. How is this possible?
He walked into the store on February 29th! (A leap year has 366 days, but the store is only open 365 days a year!)
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