What do you call a deer with no eyes?
I have no eye deer! (No idea!)
Riddles
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
To day scare centers!
In an oval room there was a murder. The suspects were: a butcher cutting meat, a surgeon doing surgery, and a maid sweeping the corners. Who did it?
The maid. There are no corners in an oval!
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
So it could get to the BOTTOM!
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll “Let It Go”!
The red man lives in the red house. The blue man lives in the blue house. The yellow man lives in the yellow house. Who lives in the white house?
The president!
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