Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was framed!
Riddles
Why was the broom late?
It overswept!
What happens when you eat yeast and shoe polish?
You rise and shine!
What is not a living thing but eats and moves by itself?
The sea.
Two fathers and two sons went fishing. If each family member caught a fish, why were there only three fish?
There was a son, his father, and his grandfather (his father’s father).
What do snowmen clean with?
A brr-oom!
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