What goes up but never down?
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From Katlyn Jonesman, 9 years old, Nevada, America
What goes up but never down?
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How do you know if a train passed by?
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What’s a baby’s motto?
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Why did the owl invite the mushroom to his birthday party?
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Why is it hard to play cards in the jungle?
From Liam, 11 years old, England
Who designed Noah’s ark?

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