Riddles

Have you heard of the man who had his whole left side cut off?

Who designed Noah’s ark?

What runs around a field but doesn’t move?

As I was going to St. Ives,
I met a man with seven wives.
Each wife had seven sacks,
Each sack had seven cats,
Each cat had seven kits.
Kits, cats, sacks, and wives –
How many were going to St. Ives?

Einstein and Mr Bean are sitting next to each other on a long flight.

Einstein: Let’s play a game. I will ask you a question, if you don’t know the answer you pay me only $5, and if I don’t know the answer, I will pay you $500.

Mr. Bean: OK.

Einstein: What is the distance from the earth to the moon?

Mr. Bean: *Silently hands over $5*

Einstein: All right, now it’s your turn.

Mr. Bean: What goes up a hill with four legs but comes down with only three?

Einstein: *Asks all his friends and searches the web but does not find the answer. After an hour, he finally gives Mr. Bean $500*

Mr. Bean: OK, what is your question?

Einstein: What DOES go up a hill with four legs but comes down with only three?

What happens next?

What do you call a line of Barbies?