A friend told me this joke. A man with a green shirt lives in the green house. A man with a blue shirt lives in the blue house. So who lives in the white house?
The President!
Riddles
How do you make a witch scratch?
Take away the w 😉
What letter is wet?
C!
Why did the girl go in a corner when it was cold?
Because a corner is always 90 degrees!
There are thousands of people on a ship and the ship turns a corner and there wasn’t a single person on the ship. Why was that?
Because they were all couples!
There’s a pink woman who lives in a circle house with a pink clock and a pink bed and a pink TV and a pink floor, everything’s pink. One day her husband is gone – someone took him. Her friend said she was at the movies, it was a Sunday. Her mailman was off shift, but her maid said she was vacuuming the corners of the circle house. Who’s the thief?
The maid
If you don’t get it: it’s a circle house, no corners, how could she clean corners?
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