There are thousands of people on a ship and the ship turns a corner and there wasn’t a single person on the ship. Why was that?
Because they were all couples!
Riddles
There’s a pink woman who lives in a circle house with a pink clock and a pink bed and a pink TV and a pink floor, everything’s pink. One day her husband is gone – someone took him. Her friend said she was at the movies, it was a Sunday. Her mailman was off shift, but her maid said she was vacuuming the corners of the circle house. Who’s the thief?
The maid
If you don’t get it: it’s a circle house, no corners, how could she clean corners?
What do you call a baby born on a plane?
Airborn!
What’s a racer’s favorite season?
WINter!
What is everything but nothing?
Something.
Why did someone buy a kazoo with a picture of an egg covered in sand on it?
Because he wanted to see the Sandy Egg Kazoo (San Diego Zoo)
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