Why did Hercules go to jail?
Riddles
Because he was shop-lifting!
What’s a thing, but not a thing at all?
NOTHING
What goes up slowly but comes down fast???
The Tower of Terror at Dreamworld
My friend told me that when he was driving to my house he saw a piecost in the middle of the road. I asked him, “What’s a piecost?”
He said “$4.99.”
Why do refrigerators hum?
Because they don’t know the WORDS!!!:D
What do you call a snowman that was bitten by a vampire?
A frostbite!
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