What does a monster call a runner?
Fast food!
Riddles
Why didn’t the sailors play cards?
Because the captain was standing on the deck!
(from Encyclopedia Brown)
A guy came to an antique store with a sword that said, “World War I” The person who worked there told him it wasn’t worth a lot and it was fake. How did he know?
When it was World War I they didn’t know there was going to be another war so they called it “The Great War.”
What jam can’t you eat?
Traffic jam!
Why did the farmer jump to the moon?
To get his cow!
What do you call a group of rabbits jumping backwards?
A receding hairline!
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