What did the gold rock say to the pyrite rock?
“You’re a fool and a fake!”
Clean, funny jokes submitted by children around the world.
From Michael, 12 years old, Africa
What did the gold rock say to the pyrite rock?
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Where do rocks sleep?
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From MRIOS2000, 9 years old, California
What did the igneous rock say to the sedimentary rock?
From Robby Cihak, a parent, Michigan
How do you make a rock float?

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