Rock Jokes

From WAFFLES4LIFE, 11 years old, Ohio

What do you say if a rock knocks on your door and asks, “Can I come in?”

Permission granite.

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From Leena Cha-Cha Chang, 12 years old, Kenmore, WA

What do you call a rock that is furry and squeaks?

A pumice.

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From 2sddss, 3 years old, Frog Land

What kind of rock can fly?

A rock-et!

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From Jonathan Bailey, 9 years old, United States of America

What is a rock slide’s favorite music?

Rock and Roll!

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From Ryan, 10 years old, California

What does a rock want to be when it grows up?

A rock star!

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From Emily (Emlo), age 11, Columbus ,Ohio

What did the lime stone say to the geologist?

Don’t take me for granite!.

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