Rock Jokes

From Princess Willow, age 9, U.S.A

What do you call an ugly rock?

Anything you want! It can not hear you!

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From Hose, age 13, USA

What did the sedimentary rock tell his teacher during the test to become a metamorphic rock?

“This is too much pressure!â€?

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From Dan, age 13, United States

Who’s a rock’s favorite boxer?

Rocky!

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From Dan, age 13, United States

Where does a rock like to eat best?

The Hard ROCK Cafe!

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From Tuna, age 13, Paris

What’s a rock’s favorite magazine?

Rolling Stone!!

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From Josh F., age 13, New Jersey

What is a rock’s favorite sweet?

Rock Candy!!!

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