Teacher: How do you measure electricity?
Student: W h a t ! ?
School Jokes
Teacher: That’s correct.
What is the biggest pencil in the USA?
Pencilvanya!
What did the pen say to the paper?
What’s the WRITE answer?
Guess what we learned at school today? Said Stanley as he burst through the front door . “we learned how to make babies!”
“And how do you make babies?” asked Stanley’s mother.
“Its easy,” said Stanley .
“First change the y in baby to i and then you add es!”
Can FEBRUARY march?
No, April may.
Why did the children eat their homework?
The teacher said it was like CAKE!
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