Space Jokes

From Frankie, 7 years old, Carlstadt, New Jersey

Why did Mickey go to space?

To find Pluto!

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From Mikolaj B, 10 years old, Hastings Minnesota, USA

Which space supervillian works at a restaurant?

Darth Waiter!

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From Robby Cihak, a grownup, Grand Rapids, MI

How much is the moon worth?

One dollar, cuz it has 4 quarters!

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From Aaron John, age 12, Brooklyn, New York

Why are Grandfather’s teeth like stars?

Because they come out at night!

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From Sabino, age 14, United States

Why did the alien get a ticket?

Because he forgot to pay the parking meteor!

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From Alex L, 12 years old, Quito, Ecuador

What do aliens measure things with?

A meteor stick!

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