Space Jokes

From Lizzy, 9 years old, Big Swamp, Idaho

Why was the astronaut fired?

Because he was too spacey!

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From Raquel l., 12 years old, Arizona

How do you organize a space party?

You planet!

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From Anjali, 9 years old, United Arab Emirates

When is the moon heaviest?

When it is full!

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From Arianna, 10 years old, USA

What did the moon say to the sun?

You are smokin’ hot!

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From Kaazim, 10 years old, London

What do you do when you find a green alien?

Wait till it turns ripe!

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From Zuzka, 10 years old, Poland

Why did E.T. have such big eyes?

Because he saw his phone bill!

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