Why did the boy throw the clock out the window?
Time Jokes
He wanted to see time fly!
A day without sunshine is …
Night.
Why did the man put his clock on the toaster?
To see time fry!
What kind of grandparent tells time?
An old timer!!!!!!!!
Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year?
12 – 2nd January, 2nd February…!
What happens once in a minute, twice in a moment but never in a thousand years?
The letter M!
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