What do you get when you cross a snake and a plane?
A Boeing Constrictor!
“I just got hit by a rental car!” “Are you okay?”
Yeah, it just Hertz!
Where did the puppy dog leave its car?
In the barking lot!
What do you call a person who operates an armored car?
A safe driver!
Why do bikes fall over?
Because, they’re two-tired!
What has 10 letters and starts with gas?
An automobile!
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