What airline flies and does your hair at the same time ?
British Hair Lines!
Why can’t the motorcycle stand up?
Because it is too tired! (Two tires!)
What did the red light say to the green light?
Don’t look at me! I’m changing!
How are cars like elephants?
They both have trunks!
What do race car drivers carve for Halloween?
Bumpkins!
What kind of food do you eat while flying?
Plane Rice!
