Weather Jokes

From Veronika, age 11, Philipines

How did the blonde make a snow angel?

She killed a snowman!

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From Megan, age 8, Santa Clara, California

How does Rudolph know it’s gonna rain?

Oh, Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!

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From Rachel, age 13, Florida, USA

What should you do when it rains cats and dogs?

Be careful not to step on a poodle!

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From Issac, age 10, Ashtonfield, Australia

What did the lightning say to the rain?

Lighten up, will ya?

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From Sassy, age 13, California

What did the bottom say to the pants?

There is going to be a thunder storm tonight watch out.

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From Nancy, a teacher, Twisp, Washington

What did one snow woman say to the other snow woman?

Does this carrot make my head look big?

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