Weather Jokes

From Chloe, 9 years old, USA

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Snowman.
Snowman, who?

There’s snow many reasons why I like you! (There’s so many reasons why I like you!)

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From Chilli, age 11, England

What do you call a hat for a penguin?

Ice cap!

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From Abbott and Costello, 13 years old, Bloomfield Hills, MI

Kid #1: Great news, Teacher says we have a test today, come rain or shine.
Kid #2: So what’s so great about that?

Kid #1: It’s snowing!

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From Carl the Milkman, 12 years old, Arkansas

What did the rain say to the Earth?

I’m falling for you!

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From Ezra, 9 years old, United States

What does a cloud wear under its clothes?

Thunderwear!

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From Blanche, 9 years old, Utah

What goes up when it’s raining and comes down when it’s not raining?

An umbrella!

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