What Did? Jokes

Submitted by a reader age 11

What did the teddy bear say after eating a whole bag of cookies?

I’m stuffed!

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From Ashley, age 10, Houston, Texas

What did the cow say when she saw her calf’s messy room?

Were you raised in a barn?

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From Emma, age 9, Palmerston North

What did the undies say to the motorbike?

I can do better skids then you!

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From Vibhuti, age 7, India, Bangalore

What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?

My plop is bigger than your plop!

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From Goksu, age 9, Canada, Ottawa

What did the shoe say to the shoe shiner when he woke up?

Rise and shine!!!

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From Dee Guo, age 8, California, U.S.

What did the math book say to the student?

You’ve got to solve all my problems.

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