What Did? Jokes

From Emma, age 9, Palmerston North

What did the undies say to the motorbike?

I can do better skids then you!

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From Vibhuti, age 7, India, Bangalore

What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?

My plop is bigger than your plop!

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From Goksu, age 9, Canada, Ottawa

What did the shoe say to the shoe shiner when he woke up?

Rise and shine!!!

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From Dee Guo, age 8, California, U.S.

What did the math book say to the student?

You’ve got to solve all my problems.

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From Justin, 10 years old, Arizona

What did one casket say to the other casket?

“That you coffin?”

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From hello kitty!!!!!, 10 years old, california

What did one side of the trash compactor say to the other side of the trash compactor?

Puuuuush….puuuush!!!!!

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