What Did? Jokes

What did the hat say to the scarf?

A man is sitting alone at a bar. No one else is there except the bartender. All of a sudden, he hears someone say “Nice shirt.” He looks around, and nobody’s there. A little while later, he hears “I like your tie.” Looks around and, again, nobody’s there. Once again he hears the same voice say “You seem like a nice guy. We should be friends.” Again nobody is there so he asks the bartender. What does the bartender say to him?

What did the dog say when he sat on the cactus?

What did the rug say to the floor?

What did the echidna (a spiny animal) say to the spinifex (a spiny plant)?

What did the man say when he splashed his drink on himself?