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What Did? Jokes

From Kyle Berdy, 8 years old, Pennsylvania Harleysville

What did the dog say when he sat on the cactus?

Ruff!!!!!!!!
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From Maddie, 9 years old, America

What did the rug say to the floor?

I’ve got you covered!
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From Sarah Kennedy, 10 years old, Alice Springs, Australia

What did the echidna (a spiny animal) say to the spinifex (a spiny plant)?

Are you my mother?
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From Julian Donahue, 11 years old, Austin, Tx

What did the man say when he splashed his drink on himself?

Drinks are on me!
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From Lizzy, 14 years old, Arizona

What did the chameleon say when the family picked him out at the pet store?

“I blend right in!”
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From J. Koverman, 7 years old, Illinois

What did the bat say to the ball?

Let’s get together and be a hit!
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