What Did? Jokes

From Madeleine, age10, Eastport, Maine

What did the man say when his dog fell off a cliff?

“Doggone!”

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From Nikkhi, age 8, Colorado

What did one book of maps say to the other book of maps?

Atlas we’re together!

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From Austin, age 13, Pickerington, Ohio, United States

What did the headlines say when the midget fortune teller escaped the police?

“Small Medium at Large!”

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From Blake, age 12, Australia

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?

You’re too little to smoke!

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From Tyler, age 10, United States

What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant!

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From George, age 10, London, England

What did the big chimney say to the small chimney?

You’re too young to smoke!

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