What Did? Jokes

From Makayla, age 8, Danville, VA

What did the boy pig say to the girl pig?

What’s shakin’ bacon?

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From Julilahlah, age 9, Ohio

What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?

It’s Christmas, Eve!

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From Louis, age 7, London, England

What did Earth say to Saturn?

You must give me a ring sometime.

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From Madeleine, age10, Eastport, Maine

What did the man say when his dog fell off a cliff?

“Doggone!”

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From Nikkhi, age 8, Colorado

What did one book of maps say to the other book of maps?

Atlas we’re together!

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From Austin, age 13, Pickerington, Ohio, United States

What did the headlines say when the midget fortune teller escaped the police?

“Small Medium at Large!”

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