A blonde walked into work crying her eyes out and her boss asked her what was wrong. She said that her mom just died. Her boss told her she should take the day off. The blonde replied, “No I need to take my mind off of it.” She went into her office. Her boss said, “I will check on you in a little while.” After an hour the boss went into the office and the blonde was crying even more. He asked her what was wrong?

Why did the blonde nurse take a red marker to work?

A husband whose wife was a blonde was headed to work and was listening to the radio when a news alert came over the radio stating that there was a driver going the wrong way on the interstate highway.
He said, “I’ve got to call my wife” because that was the highway she took to work and he needed to warn her.
He called her on the cell phone and said, “Honey, watch out there is a crazy driver going the wrong way on the interstate.”