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Yo Mama Jokes

From Connie, age 15, New Hampshire

Yo Mama’s so ugly…

She gave Freddy Kreuger nightmares!
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From Samuel, age 10, Pasadena, California

Yo Mama so fat; when she went to the In ‘N Out…

She couldn’t go In OR Out!
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From Crystal, age 12, Wheatridge, Colorado, U.S.A.

Yo Mama is sooooooo fat that…

When she sat on a rainbow, Skittles fell out!
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From George, age 17, Miami, Florida

Yo Mama is so stupid…

She spent the whole day saying “Am not!” to R2.
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From Michaela, age 11, United States

Yo Mama is so fat that when she asked the operator how long does it take to walk to Texas from California?

The operator said “Only three seconds!”
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From Kamrie, age 13, United States

Yo Mama is so stupid…

She puts makeup on her head to makeup her mind!
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