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Yo Mama Jokes

From Cat, 11 years old, Minnesota

Yo mama is so stupid…

Instead of sitting on the couch watching TV, she sat on the TV watching the couch!
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From Caitlyn, 11 years old, Minnesota

Yo mama is so fat…

When she stepped on a scale the doctor said, “Hey! That’s my phone number!”
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From Kyle Costa, 12 years old, Ludlow, Massachusetts

Yo mama is so stupid…

When she got locked in a grocery store, she starved!
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From Victoria, 12 years old, Harlan, Iowa

Yo Mama is so dumb….

That when your dad said, “It’s chilly outside!” she grabbed a spoon and ran outside!!!
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From Caitlyn, 13 years old, Michigan

Yo mama is so ugly…

She made One Direction go in the other direction!
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From Hunter Jensen, 15 years old, Montana

Yo mama is so ugly…

When she looked out the window she was arrested for Indecent Exposure!
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