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Yo Mama Jokes

From Alexander Dua, 9 years old, San Francisco, USA

Yo mama is so ugly…

She made an onion cry!
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From Awesome Girl, 11 years old, Awesome City, Awesomeville

Yo mama is so dumb…

She goes out to check the mailbox every time her computer says, “You’ve got mail!”
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From Sam , 12 years old, America

Yo Mama is so ugly when One Direction saw her…

They went the other direction!
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From Lucas Crandall, 8 years old, Canada BC

Yo mama is so old…

When I told her to act her age, she died!
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From Gordon, 11 years old, Shanghai, China

Yo mama’s so fat—

That her tummy arrived an hour before her face!
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From Lily, 10 years old, California

Yo mama’s so heavy…

When she went out in high-heels, she came back with flip-flops!
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