Yo Mama Jokes

From cdawg, 13 years old, Yo Mama's House

Yo Mama is so fat

When she jumped in the lake all the whales started singing “We are family, even though you’re fatter than me!”

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From Jason Wu, 17 years old, Rego Park, N.Y

Yo Mama is so stupid…

She got fired from the M&M factory for throwing out all the Ws!

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From JT-SWAG, 12 years old, Stamford, Connecticut

Yo Mama so fat…………………

Not even insurance can cover her!

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From Anna, 9 years old, Michigan

Yo Mama so fat

I need a GPS just to go around her.

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From Austin, 12 years old, Michigan

Yo Mama so stupid

She doesn’t know how many cans of soda are in a six-pack!

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From Austin, 12 years old, Michigan

Yo Mama so stupid

She has a bumper sticker saying “Honk if you like peace and quiet”!

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