A man walked into a cafe and this is what he ordered:
1 egg undercooked so it is runny, and 1 overcooked egg so that it is impossible to eat. I want a piece of bacon on the side just a bit cold, and one piece of toast… not toasted, and butter right out of the fridge so it is impossible to spread.
The waiter answered, “That might be a bit difficult.” The man answered:
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