What did Polly the parrot want on the 4th of July?
A fire cracker!
What did the little firecracker say to the big firecracker?
What did the big firecracker say to little firecracker?
My pop is bigger than your pop!
Who gave the liberty Bell to Philadephia?
A duck family, Because it had a qwack in it!
Teacher: Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York Harbor?
Pupil: Because it can’t sit down