4th of July Jokes

From Dessa, 12 years old, United States

What did Polly the parrot want on the 4th of July?

A fire cracker!

Rating: +9 (from 19 votes)

From Mom, a parent, Washington, USA

What did the little firecracker say to the big firecracker?

Hi, Pop!

Rating: +10 (from 46 votes)

From Arnav, 7 years old, MA

What did the big firecracker say to little firecracker?

My pop is bigger than your pop!

Rating: -11 (from 41 votes)

From Cassidy, 12 years old, Berwick ME

Who gave the liberty Bell to Philadephia?

A duck family, Because it had a qwack in it!

Rating: +12 (from 120 votes)

From Jared Newport, 11 years old, Eugene, Oregon

Teacher: Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York Harbor?

Pupil: Because it can’t sit down

Rating: -21 (from 197 votes)