4th of July Jokes

What did Polly the parrot want on the 4th of July?

A fire cracker!
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What did the little firecracker say to the big firecracker?

Hi, Pop!
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What did the big firecracker say to little firecracker?

My pop is bigger than your pop!
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Who gave the liberty Bell to Philadephia?

A duck family, Because it had a qwack in it!
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Teacher: Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York Harbor?

Pupil: Because it can’t sit down
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