Bird Jokes

What sickness did the bird have?

He had the flew!! :-)
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels.
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What do mallards wear at a wedding?

Duxetos.
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What do you feed a bird when it wants to go to McDonalds?

A tweetburger and some french flies!
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What do ducks eat?

Quackers!
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