Bird Jokes

What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment!
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One day two owls had a talk.
The first owl said: I got a new friend!

The second owl said: Hoot?
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What did the owl say when he saw the back gate open?

Who let the dogs out? Who who who?
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What do you call a cold parrot?

A brr-d!
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What kind of bird dresses the fanciest?

A penguin!
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