Bird Jokes

What do mallards wear at a wedding?

Duxetos.
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What do you feed a bird when it wants to go to McDonalds?

A tweetburger and some french flies!
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What do ducks eat?

Quackers!
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Where do ducks shop?

At the shopping MALL-ard!
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment!
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