You have 2 ducks behind 2 ducks, 2 ducks in front of 2 ducks and 2 ducks next to 2 ducks.
How many do you have?
Why does a flamingo stand on one leg?
Because if it lifted up the other one it would fall over!
What do you call a duck in a box?
What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark?
A bird that talks your ear off!
What did the duck say when she bought lipstick?
Put it on my bill!