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Grab the Cheese

From Makayla, 11 years old, USA

What do you get when you put ducks in a box?

A box of quackers!
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Rockin’ Bird

From Moira D, 7 years old, Alabama

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

A headbanger!
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Ducky Snack

From Hailey, 5 years old, Ohio, USA

What is a duck’s favorite snack?

Quackers!
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Rating: +4 (from 18 votes)

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Hunting Trip

From Maggie, 10 years old, America

What do you call a hunting trip where you go to the lake to hunt birds, but you don’t find any?

A wild goose chase!
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Dog to Crow

From Finn & Jake, 10 years old

A dog walks up to a crow and asks, “Hey Crow, do you do any online stuff?” And you know what the crow says?

“I don’t tweet!”
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