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What do you call a cold parrot?

A brr-d!
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What kind of bird dresses the fanciest?

A penguin!
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What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?

Cheap, Cheap!
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What do ducks wear at a wedding?

Duxedos
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What did the bird say to the worm?

I’m just going to wing it!
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