Bird Jokes

From Gavin, 8 years old, Ohio

What do mallards wear at weddings?

Duxedos!

Rating: +2 (from 8 votes)

From Louis Christopher Yang the Third, 9 years old, Vancouver

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a shark?

A bird that talks your ear off!

Rating: +2 (from 8 votes)

From Nicole, 8 years old, North Carolina

What’s a parrot’s favorite game?

Hide and speak!

Rating: +1 (from 13 votes)

From Baylie, 11 years old, Pennsylvania

Why did the turkey join the band?

He had the drumsticks!

Rating: +1 (from 7 votes)

From Brylee Ferre, 11 years old, United States

Why did the turkey join the band?

Because he had drum sticks!

Rating: +7 (from 11 votes)