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Playing Chicken

From Kellen Savoy, 7 years old, Conroe,TX USA

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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Rating: -16 (from 72 votes)

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Scaredy Chicken

From Julliet, 3 years old, USA

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get away from KFC!!!!
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Rating: +27 (from 45 votes)

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Chicken Stopped

From William, 11 years old, Tennesse

Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?

She was tired of all the chicken jokes.
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Rating: +10 (from 64 votes)

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Chicken Said This

From Annamia & Maci, 10 years old, America, GA Newnan

What did the chicken say when her egg hatched?

That’s eggcellent!
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Rating: +11 (from 47 votes)

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Chicken Soup

From Jim, age 6, Philippines

Is chicken soup good for your health?

Not if you are a chicken!
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Rating: +25 (from 145 votes)

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