Chicken Jokes

Little Girl: Why does your son say chuck chuck chuck?
Mom: Because he thinks he is a chicken.
Little Girl: Then why don’t you tell him he’s not?

Mom: Because we need the eggs!
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What do you call a chicken at the North Pole?

Lost!
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What do you get when you cross a centipede with a chicken?

Drumsticks for everyone!
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If one side of a barn’s roof is red, and the other is blue, a rooster will come and lay an egg on the top. which side does the egg roll down?

Neither! Roosters don’t lay eggs!
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Why did the chickens sit on their eggs?

Because they didn’t have any chairs!
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