What do you get when you cross a centipede with a chicken?
Drumsticks for everyone!
If one side of a barn’s roof is red, and the other is blue, a rooster will come and lay an egg on the top. which side does the egg roll down?
Neither! Roosters don’t lay eggs!
Why did the chickens sit on their eggs?
Because they didn’t have any chairs!
Why does a chicken lay eggs?
Because if she dropped them, they’d break.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!