Chicken Jokes

What do you call a chicken with no feet and no head?

Dinner.
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On April Fool’s Day the farmer thought he would play a joke on the chickens. He put plastic eggs in there instead of real ones. A few minutes later the rooster came in and wasn’t happy.

He went and pecked all the tail feathers off the peacock!
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Little Girl: Why does your son say chuck chuck chuck?
Mom: Because he thinks he is a chicken.
Little Girl: Then why don’t you tell him he’s not?

Mom: Because we need the eggs!
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What do you call a chicken at the North Pole?

Lost!
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What do you get when you cross a centipede with a chicken?

Drumsticks for everyone!
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If one side of a barn’s roof is red, and the other is blue, a rooster will come and lay an egg on the top. which side does the egg roll down?

Neither! Roosters don’t lay eggs!
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