Cow Jokes

From Mr.Nick Hotdog, 10 years old, Alabama

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

Rating: -1 (from 9 votes)

From David Williamson, 8 years old, South Carolina

Why did the cow do jumping jacks?

Because she wanted a milk shake!

Rating: +5 (from 13 votes)

From Heidi Nixon, 13 years old, Lillington, NC, USA

What do you get from a pampered cow?

Spoiled milk!

Rating: +6 (from 14 votes)

From Nats, 11 years old, Belize

What do you call a cow that eats grass?

A lawnMOOer!

Rating: +4 (from 10 votes)

From MQT, 8 years old, Chicago

What do you get when you cross a smurf with a cow?

Blue cheese!

Rating: +9 (from 11 votes)