Cow Jokes

What do you call a cranky cow?

Mooooooody!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To go to the moooo-vies!
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns do not work!
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What do you call a mean cow?

Mooooody!
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What do you use to count cows?

A COWCULATOR!!!!!!!!!!
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!
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