Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!
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What do you say to a cow trying to park?

Moo-ve over!
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What do you get when you cross a cow with a smurf?

Blue cheese!
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What do you call a cow eating grass?

A lawn-moo-er!
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What is a cow’s favorite day?

Moooooooooo-day!
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