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What do you get when you cross a cow with a smurf?

Blue cheese!
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What do you call a cow eating grass?

A lawn-moo-er!
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What is a cow’s favorite day?

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What do cows ask each other?

How you mooing today?
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What does a cow do on the Internet?

Send moo-ssages!
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