Cow Jokes

From Mary, 7 years old, MN

Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns do not work!

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From T, 3 years old.

What do you call a mean cow?

Mooooody!

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From Fįrëbåłł 360, 9 years old, Paradise, Nowhere

What do you use to count cows?

A COWCULATOR!!!!!!!!!!

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From Jordan Christopher Sheeley, 9 years old, Opelika Alabama

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

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From Chloe Gioia, 13 years old, Ontario

What do you say to a cow trying to park?

Moo-ve over!

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From Jacob, 11 years old, United States of America

What do you get when you cross a cow with a smurf?

Blue cheese!

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