Cow Jokes

From Chloe Gioia, 13 years old, Ontario

What do you say to a cow trying to park?

Moo-ve over!

Rating: +4 (from 12 votes)

From Jacob, 11 years old, United States of America

What do you get when you cross a cow with a smurf?

Blue cheese!

Rating: +10 (from 12 votes)

From Renella Singh, 12 years old, England

What do you call a cow eating grass?

A lawn-moo-er!

Rating: +6 (from 20 votes)

From Tress, 3 years old, Froge Land

What is a cow’s favorite day?

Moooooooooo-day!

Rating: +6 (from 26 votes)

From Lippbuster, 11 years old, AR, United States

What do cows ask each other?

How you mooing today?

Rating: +3 (from 15 votes)