Where do horses go to read books?
Archives for April 2006
Barnes and Noble!
Jim
Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Jim.
Jim Who?
Jim me some candy! (Give me some candy)
Constipated
Have you ever heard of the movie called “Constipated”?
Of course you haven’t!! It hasn’t come out yet!!
Elephant and Wad of Gum
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a wad of gum?
An elephant that sticks to the bottom of your shoe or gum that never forgets.
Caterpillar and Parrot
What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?
A walkie – talkie!
Friday
On Friday, a man rode his horse 45 miles to a hotel, stayed in that hotel for only three days, and left on Friday. How is this possible?
His horse was named Friday!
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