What kind of music do frogs like?
Archives for April 2006
Panda
A panda went to a cafe, ate dinner, then took out a gun, started shooting and left. The owner stopped the panda and asked, “Why did you do that?” The Panda replied, “I’m a panda. Look it up in the dictionary.”
Witches Use Brooms
Why do witches fly on brooms?
Grape
What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?
Mailbox
One day a man decided to go sit on his porch and watch the sun rise and set. The next thing you know there is a blonde running to her mailbox. She kept running back and forth from her house to the mailbox for a good ten minutes.
Finally the man got tired of wondering, and asked, “Why do you keep running back and forth to the mailbox?”
Aquarium
Why is your aquarium wearing a shirt?