Why did the boy throw butter out the window?
Archives for September 2006
Because he wanted to see a butterfly!
Surfers
How do surfers cheer?
They do the wave!
House
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
House
House who?
House it going? (How is it going?)
Broken Toe
What did the elephant do when he broke his toe and couldn’t walk?
He called a tow (toe) truck!
Apple
What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm! (That means you ate the other half!)
Library
What is the tallest building in the world?
The library of course, it has the most stories!