We did it! We just reached our goal of 1000 jokes. I know a lot of them are groaners, but the kids love sending them, reading them and sharing them. And we love publishing them.
All I can say is … a thousand thanks and keep those jokes coming. We are on our way to 2000 jokes!
Archives for September 2006
Black, Red and Gray
What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?
The Bull
A blonde and a brunnete had a farm. They wanted a bull. The brunnete said, “I will go to a farm and pick out the bull, when I get it, I will send you a letter and you can come get me and the bull.” So she went to a farm and brought 700 dollars with her. The bull cost 699 dollars; so she paid it and had one dollar left. When she went to send the telegram, she asked the cashier,”How much does a telegram cost?” He said, “A dollar per word.” So she thought and she said, “I will send one word, ‘comfortable.'” The cashier replied, “Why ‘comfortable?'”
Two Blondes
There are two blondes and they walk into a diner saying, “43 days, 43 days.” Some more blondes walk in and one blonde says, “We’d like some cokes.” She then says, “43 days.” The server sees a framed Elmo puzzle and asks, ” What’s up with the 43 days and the Elmo puzzle?”
Piano Player Arrested
Why was the piano player arrested?
Drop Piano on Army Base
What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?